英語故事手抄報大全

　　我們現在應該都開始接觸到英語了呢，英語就是26個字母組成的單詞，比起我們的母語簡單很多呢。英語在我們以后學習中所占據的位置很重要，不論是小學，還是中學，英語都是主要的學科之一呢。下面我們一起來看一看這幅英語手抄報吧。

　　慎重許愿

　　一對結婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。

　　慶�；顒又校�一位仙女出現了。她說，由于他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個愿望。

　　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。

　　接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”

　　仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。

英語故事手抄報大全

　　Wood Fire

　　One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened."

　　"Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?"

　　He Was Only Wrong by Two

　　Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enought to be accepted by the college.

　　One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first."

　　Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the answers.

　　At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?"

　　The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."

　　The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."

英語故事手抄報大全
英語故事手抄報大全

　　他的得數只比正確答案多二

　　杰克霍金斯是美國一所學院的橄欖球隊教練，他竭力想物色好球員。但是好球員學業不行，院方不愿錄取。

　　有一天，教練帶著一位優秀的年輕球員去見院長，希望院方同意他免試入學。經過一番勸說后院長說：“那我最好先問問他幾個問題。”

　　然后他轉向學生，問了幾個非常簡單的問題�？墒悄莻�學生一個也答不上來。

　　最后院長說：“那么，五乘七得多少?”

　　學生想了很久，然后回答說：“三十六。”

　　院長攤開雙手失望地看了看教練�？墒墙叹氄J真地說，“噢，錄取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正確答案多二。”