元旦英語賀詞集
Warm hearted wishes for a happy New Year filled with all your favorite things.
傳統佳節之際，獻上殷殷祝福，祝新年萬事如意!
I wish you a happy New Year. All affection and best wishes to you and yours.
以我所有的愛心與真誠祝你及全家圣誕快樂。
In the season of joy I present my sincere wishes and kind thoughts. May the kind of New Year outshine all the rest.
在這歡樂的時節給你我最真的祝福和親切的思念，愿你今年的新年比往年更璀璨。
Best of luck in the year to come.
愿你在未來的一年里，吉星高照。
Wish all the best wishes for you.
獻上最美好的祝愿。
Wish many good wishes for the holidays and the coming year.
新的一年，向你獻上最誠摯的祝福。
Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season.
愿你擁有美麗的新年所有的祝福。
May its blessings lead into a wonderful year for you and all whom you hold dear.
萬事如意新年美好祝福你及你所愛的萬事如意。
To wish you special joy at the holidays and all year.
祝你在節日和新的一年中享有無限的快樂。
May the New Year be a time of laughter and real enjoyment for you. Best wishes.
愿新年不僅是你歡笑的時刻，更是你歡喜的日子。祝福你。
May the glow of New Year candle fill your heart with peace and pleasure and make your New Year bright.Have a love filled New Year!
愿新年的燭光帶給你祥和與喜悅，祝你新年充滿愛。
May the bright and festive glow of New Year candle warm the days all the year through. Hoping you will have a wonderful time enjoying New Year that is happy in every way.
愿明亮喜慶的新年燭光溫暖一年中的每個日日夜夜，祝你歡歡喜喜度新年!
New Year time is here. I hope you have a wonderful New Year. May every day hold happy hours for you.
新年來臨，祝新年快樂，愿你時時刻刻幸福歡樂!
元旦笑話：
一個雞蛋跑到了山東，結果它變成了魯(鹵)蛋;
一個雞蛋跑去松花江游泳，結果它變成了松花蛋;
一個雞蛋無家可歸，結果它變成了野雞蛋;
一個雞蛋在路上不小心摔了一跤，倒在地上，結果它變成了導彈;
一個雞蛋跑到人家院子里去了，結果它變成了原子彈;
一個雞蛋跑到青藏高原，結果它變成了氫彈;
一個雞蛋生病了，結果它變成了壞蛋;
一個雞蛋嫁人了，結果它變成了混蛋;
一個雞蛋跑到河里游泳，結果它變成了核彈;
一個雞蛋跑到花叢中去了，結果它變成了花旦;
一個雞蛋騎著一匹馬，拿著一把刀，原來它是刀馬旦;
一個雞蛋滾來滾去，越滾越圓，結果就變成了圓蛋--元旦快樂!