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英文笑話故事帶翻譯（通用21篇）
笑話意思是引人發(fā)笑的話或事情。笑話具有篇幅短小,故事情節(jié)簡(jiǎn)單而巧妙,往往出人意料,給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點(diǎn)。下面給大家分享英文笑話故事帶翻譯，一起來看看吧！
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 1
Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Dont worry about it, my brother does it all the time."
兩個(gè)男人開車前行，路遇一紅燈，司機(jī)呼嘯而過。乘客大叫：“嘿!你干嗎這樣做?”司機(jī)說：“別擔(dān)心，我兄弟經(jīng)常這么干。”
They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt(停).
又遇一紅燈，司機(jī)依舊呼嘯而過。乘客顯然憤怒了，威脅說如果下次再闖紅燈他就下車。路遇一綠燈，司機(jī)猛踩剎車，車子嘎然而止。
The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."
乘客迷惑了，問道：“你有病吧?剛才闖了兩個(gè)紅燈，現(xiàn)在綠燈了你倒停了。”
The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"
司機(jī)回答：“我兄弟可能會(huì)從那邊過來。”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 2
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. 一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行柜臺(tái)，銀行職員認(rèn)真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實(shí)在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請(qǐng)你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的'。”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 3
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
一對(duì)夫婦結(jié)婚已經(jīng)25年了，正在一起慶祝他們的結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日和60歲生日。
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
正慶祝時(shí)，一位仙女從天而降說25年來他們一直相親相愛，她將實(shí)現(xiàn)他們每個(gè)人一個(gè)愿望。
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
妻子說想環(huán)游世界。仙女握住了她的手，只聽轟的一聲。妻子手中出現(xiàn)了各種入場(chǎng)券和票。
Next, it was the husbands turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, Id like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
接著就該丈夫許愿了。他頓了一下，然后不好意思地說：“嗯，我想要一個(gè)比我年輕30歲的妻子。”
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
仙女拿起魔杖，只聽轟的`一聲!丈夫變成90歲的老翁了。
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 4
因禍得福
Although my mother，a native of Japan, has lived for 55 years in the United States，she has not adapted complete1y to the cultural change. This is especiallly obvious during her infrequent forays into a large city.
我母親是日本人，她已在美國生活了55年了，但是，她仍沒完全適應(yīng)這異國的文化。當(dāng)她偶爾去一次大城市，這種不適應(yīng)就顯得更明顯了。
One day she boarded a bus in Los Angeles，deposited a $5 bill in the coin box and held out her hand for change.Because the coin box is not built to accept paper money，the bus driver growled:“Okay，lady. If you get that bill out,you can ride for free. Otherwise were going to have to dis-mantle this coin box."
一天，她在洛杉磯上了一輛會(huì)共汽車。她取出5元的.紙幣把它塞進(jìn)了收幣機(jī)，然后，她仲出手等著找錢.由于收幣機(jī)不能接收紙幣，所以司機(jī)大聲地吼道:“好了，太大，如果
你能把那紙幣取出來，你今天乘車就免費(fèi)。否則，我們只好拆機(jī)器了。”
My mother hesitated but a moment, then opened her purse，took out a pair of chopsticks，retrieved the bill and smiled as she took her seat.
我母親猶豫了一會(huì)兒，然后打開她的手包，拿出了一副筷子，用它把錢夾了出來。她面帶著笑容找了個(gè)空座位坐下了。
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 5
guardian angle守護(hù)天使
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:
有一名男子正走在街上的時(shí)候聽到一個(gè)聲音：
"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
“停!站住不要?jiǎng)映蚩诠阍僮咭徊剑蜁?huì)有一個(gè)磚塊掉到你的頭上砸死你。”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
這名男子停住了，一個(gè)大磚塊就掉在他的'面前。
The man was astonished .
這名男子非常驚訝。
He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.
他繼續(xù)向前走：不久后，他要穿越馬路。
Once again the voice shouted;
那個(gè)聲音再次叫說：
Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."
“停!站住不要?jiǎng)樱绻阍僮咭徊剑蜁?huì)有一輛汽車輾過你，你就會(huì)死掉。”
The man did as he was instructed,這名男子因?yàn)樵恢甘具^，所以就照著做，just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.
此時(shí)正好有一輛汽車左搖右晃地沖過轉(zhuǎn)角處，差一點(diǎn)撞上他。
"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "
這名男子問說：“你在哪里?你是誰?”
"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.
這個(gè)聲音回答說：“我是你的守護(hù)天使。…”
"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"
這名男子問說：“喔，是嗎?那我結(jié)婚的時(shí)候：你死到哪里去了?”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 6
Flowers
花
A new business was opening and one of the owners friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
有一家公司開幕，老板的其中一位朋友為了這件太事要送他花。
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,
他們到達(dá)了新的公司地點(diǎn)，老板讀了卡片的 內(nèi)容：
"Rest in Place."
“安息吧”。
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
老板非常生氣就打電話給花店抱怨。
After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake
就在他告訴花店這項(xiàng)明顯的.錯(cuò)誤，
and how angry he was ,
以及他有多么生氣之后，
the florist replied,
花廟卻回答說：
"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,
“先生，我真的對(duì)于這項(xiàng)錯(cuò)誤感到十分抱歉，
but rather than getting angry,
但是與其生氣，
you should imagine this :
你還不如應(yīng)當(dāng)想象
somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,
以下這個(gè)情況：今天有一個(gè)地方在舉行葬禮，
and they have flowers with a note saying,
他們收到了花，還附上一張紙條說：
‘Congratulations on your new location "
‘恭喜新居落成!”’
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 7
兩全齊美
Early one morning, my next-door neighbor set to work with a power hedge-trimmer. He was half through the job when a neighbor appeared，still in his pajamas. He was carrying his own power clipper and offered his help, which was gratefully accepted. When the job was done, my neighbor thanked his benefactor，commenting that it had been "a real neighborly act".
一天清晨，我隔壁的鄰居在用一個(gè)電動(dòng)剪修機(jī)修草坪。當(dāng)他干到一半兒的.時(shí)侯，另一個(gè)鄰居也來了。他仍穿著睡衣，手里拿著他自家的電動(dòng)剪修機(jī)，說是來幫忙的。這個(gè)要求當(dāng)然不會(huì)被拒絕了。活干完時(shí)，我那位受益的都居對(duì)他表示了謝意，還評(píng)論說:“這才是真正的部居。”
"Dont mention it，“replied the other man. "I figured,by helping you，it would only take half as long and I could get back to sleep!"
另一個(gè)鄰居卻說:“不用客氣。我算了一下，幫你一個(gè)忙，可以節(jié)省一半時(shí)間，然后我還能回去睡覺。”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 8
In the supermarket
在超市里
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "You know, lve lost my wife hare in the supermarket.Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨
在一個(gè)超市里，一個(gè)男子走向一位非常漂亮的.小姐，對(duì)她說：”我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊一會(huì)兒?jiǎn)幔俊?/p>
"Why ?¨she asks．
“為什么呢？”這個(gè)小姐問。
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."
“因?yàn)槊慨?dāng)我與漂亮小姐聊天時(shí)，我的妻子就會(huì)不知從什么地方出來。
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 9
Dying in peace安然死亡
Helen was on her deathbed ,海倫躺在她臨終的病床上奄奄一息。
with her husband Jack at her side.
她的丈夫陪在她的身旁。
He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.
他握著她冰冷的手，淚水靜靜地從他的臉上流下來。
Her pale lip moved. "Jack," she said,"
她蒼白的嘴唇顫動(dòng)著。她說：“杰克，”
Hush," he quickly interrupted, "Dont talk."
他很快就打斷說：“噓，不要說話。”
But she insisted,"Jack,"she said in her tired voice.
但是她堅(jiān)持要說。她以疲憊的'聲音說：
"I have to talk.I must confess.”
“杰克，我一定要說。我必須向你坦白。”
"There is nothing to confess,"said the weeping Jack.
滿臉淚水的杰克說：“沒什么好坦白的。
"Its all right.Everythings all right."
沒關(guān)系。一切都沒事。”
"No,No!I must die in peace.I must confess,Jake ,that I have been unfaithful to you."
“不，不，我必須死得安心。我一定要坦白我對(duì)你不忠;紅杏出墻。”
Jack stroked her hand .
杰克撫摸著她的手。
"Now ,Helen,dont be concerned.I know all about it," he sobbed.
他啜泣著說：“海倫，現(xiàn)在你不要擔(dān)心了。我全部都知道了。
"Why else would I poison you ?"
不然我為什么要毒死你呀?"
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 10
The little girl was sitting in her grandfathers lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時(shí)不時(shí)的從書上轉(zhuǎn)移視線抬起頭來碰到他褶皺的`臉。隨后她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的。
Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
最后她問：“爺爺，是上帝創(chuàng)造的你嗎？”
"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前創(chuàng)造出了我。”
"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
“喔。”她回答。接著又問道：“爺爺，上帝也創(chuàng)造了我嗎？”
"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
“是啊，當(dāng)然了寶貝。”他向她保證：“上帝只是不久前創(chuàng)造的你。”
"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "Gods getting better at it now isnt he?"
“喔。”她回答。又分別感受了兩人的臉頰，邊觀察邊說：“上帝的技術(shù)越來越好了，是不？”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 11
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle. I pray for a new toy."
兩個(gè)小男孩在祖父母家過夜。睡覺的`時(shí)候，兩個(gè)小男孩跪在床邊開始祈禱，這時(shí)小一些的孩子扯開嗓子大聲喊道：“我祈求得到一輛自行車。我祈求有一個(gè)新玩具。”
His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isnt deaf."
他的哥哥靠過來，用肘輕碰他說：“你為什么這么大聲喊叫呢？上帝又不是聾子。”
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
弟弟回答說：“是的，但是奶奶聽不到呀！”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 12
籃球教練的心理學(xué)測(cè)試
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oraltest.
一位剛剛做完一場(chǎng)有關(guān)心理健康講座的心理學(xué)指導(dǎo)老師，正在進(jìn)行一個(gè)口頭測(cè)試。
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patientwho walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chairweeping uncontrollably the next?"
測(cè)試主題定為躁狂抑郁癥，她問道：“你將怎樣診斷這樣的一個(gè)病人，他先是來回走著并大聲叫喊了一分鐘，然后坐在一張椅子上失控般地哭泣。”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
一個(gè)坐在后面的'年輕人舉手答道：“他是一個(gè)籃球教練?”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 13
Q: Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea cant have monkeys.
猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個(gè)答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定會(huì)生氣的；而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的雞眼，他會(huì)更生氣。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“雞眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因?yàn)閟nail（蝸牛）的后背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的`生物是不足為奇的。你說呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces這個(gè)短語，你可千萬別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀！因?yàn)槌诉@個(gè)意思以外，它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎樣才能不讓夢(mèng)游者（sleepwalker）夢(mèng)游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡(jiǎn)單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢(mèng)游者醒著呢，他的確就不會(huì)去夢(mèng)游了。
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 14
又一個(gè)引擎出了故障
A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker:" Travellers, one of our engines was out of order , therefore we’ll arrive in Tokyo an hour late ."
一架波音747飛行在太平洋的夜空，喇叭里傳來機(jī)長的聲音：“旅客們，我們的一個(gè)引擎壞了，因此我們將晚到達(dá)東京一個(gè)小時(shí)。”
After a short while, the trumpet rang out again:" Everybody, the second one of our four engines went wrong, we will reach Tokyo late three hours as a result." At this time, the passengers started disturbance.
過了一會(huì)兒，喇叭再次響起：“諸位，我們四個(gè)引擎中又壞了一個(gè)引擎，為此我們將晚到三個(gè)小時(shí)。”這時(shí)，乘客開始騷動(dòng)。
Someone said:" In case another engine is down again , we’ll be up here all night." Moreover, a chap got to shouting unendurably:" I do not choose to take your awful airplane any longer, let me get off quickly."
有人說：“萬一再壞一個(gè)，我們得呆在天上一整夜了。”還有已經(jīng)受不了的.，大叫：“我再也不坐你們的破飛機(jī)了，快讓我下去。”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 15
Miles sometime went to the barbers during working hours to have his hair cut.
麥爾斯有時(shí)在上班時(shí)間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，
But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time.
但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的：職員只能利用自己的時(shí)間理發(fā)。
While Miles was at the barbers one day,
一天，正當(dāng)麥爾斯理發(fā)時(shí)，
the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
經(jīng)理碰巧也進(jìn)來理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"Hello, Miles," the manager said.
“你好，麥爾斯，”經(jīng)理說。"
I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
“我看到你在上班時(shí)間理發(fā)了。”
"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly.
“是的，先生。正是這樣。”麥爾斯平靜地承認(rèn)了。
"You see, sir, it grows in office time."
可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時(shí)間長的'。“
"Not all of it," said the manager at once.
“不全都是吧，”經(jīng)理立刻說，"
Some of it grows in your own time."
“有一些是在你自己的時(shí)間里長的。”
"Yes, sir, thats quite true."
“對(duì)呀，先生，你說得很對(duì)。”
Answered Miles politely, "but Im not having it all cut off."
麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，“但我并沒有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 16
Millionaire
百萬富翁
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
CEO：我妻子使我成為百萬富翁。
Assistant: "What were you before?“
助手：以前你是什么？
CEO:”a multimillionaire.“
CEO：千萬宣翁。
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 17
心不在焉的丈夫
An absent-minded husband
I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.
我陪丈夫一起出差，他帶著他的`筆記本電腦。到了機(jī)場(chǎng)出口處時(shí)， 有位檢查員要他打開包。但是包鎖上了，機(jī)場(chǎng)工作人員耐心地等著我那窘迫的丈夫設(shè)法回想起暗鎖的密碼。最后他終于想起來了。
“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.
”你為什么那么緊張呢？“我問他。
"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary．my husband confessed.
“密碼是我們的結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日。”他承認(rèn)道”
雙語笑話 干脆不來了
One moming a colleague said，"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like lll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs into myIeaving early,then I wont be in at all."
一天上午，一個(gè)同事說："明天我要早一點(diǎn)走。“當(dāng)天下午他又補(bǔ)充說：“看來我明天要晚一點(diǎn)來。但是，如果我要來得晚，又得早走的話，那我明天干脆不來了
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 18
Once there was a naughty rabbit. He likes to play tricks, and it made other animals angry. But it was very difficult to catch him.
以前有一只淘氣的兔子，他喜歡惡作劇，這使得其他動(dòng)物很生氣。但是想抓住這只兔子可不容易。
One day, a wolf said to a fox, “I have an idea to catch the rabbit. You go back home and get into bed. I’ll go to the rabbit and tell him that you are dead. If he comes to see you, you’ll jump up and catch him.”
一天，狼對(duì)狐貍說：“我想到一個(gè)辦法可以抓住這只兔子，你回家睡在床上，我去告訴告訴兔子你死了。如果他來看你，你就跳起來抓住他。”
“Good idea,” said the fox, “I’ll do that.” Then fox ran home and got into bed. The wolf went to the rabbit’s house and said, “Mr. Rabbit, have you heard Mr. Fox is dead?” The wolf stood at the door, and then he went away.
“好主意，”狐貍說，“我按你說的辦。”于是狐貍跑回家躺在床上。狼跑到兔子家說：“狐貍先生死了的.事你聽說了嗎？”狼站在門口說，然后就走開了。
“Really? I haven’t heard anything about it.” The rabbit said to himself, so he decided to go and see if it was true. He went to the fox’s house and looked in through the window. He saw the fox lying in bed. He opened the door and went in. he looked at the fox and said, “Mr. Wolf says Mr.Fox is dead, but he doesn’t look like a dead fox. A dead fox always open his mouth.”
“真的嗎？我怎么沒有聽說呢。”兔子自言自語地說。于是他決定去看看是不是真的。他來到狐貍的房前并從窗口往里看，他看見狐貍躺在床上。于是，他打開門并走了進(jìn)去。他看著狐貍說著，“狼先生說狐貍先生死了，但他看起來不像一只死狐貍，因?yàn)樗篮偸菑堥_嘴巴的。”
When the fox heard this, he thought, “I’ll show him that I am dead.” So he opened his mouth.
當(dāng)狐貍聽見這話，他想，“我要讓他知道我是死的。”于是他張開了嘴巴。
The rabbit saw the fox open his mouth, and he knew the fox was not dead. He ran out of the house as fast as he could.
兔子看見狐貍張開了嘴巴，他知道狐貍沒有死，于是他飛快從房子里跑了出來。
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 19
perfect match
a wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. the woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. "dad," says the son, "theres something ive got to know. how did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"
"son," the father replies, "i painted the vase."
絕 配
一位富婆為擁有一只珍貴的古玩而深感驕傲，以至于她竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的.顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調(diào)出這個(gè)底色，但是誰也沒有能令那位怪癖的婦女滿意。
最后來了位油漆匠。他非常自信能調(diào)出那種顏色。那婦女對(duì)他的成果非常滿意，油漆匠于是一舉成名。
多年以后，他退休了，生意也交給兒子。“爸，”兒子說，“有件事我得弄清楚，您是怎樣使墻的顏色與花瓶配得那么絕的?”
“兒子，”父親回答說，“我漆了花瓶。”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 20
會(huì)說話的青蛙(中英)
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I’1l turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess，I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero” The man took the frog out of his pocket，smiled at it，and returned it to his pocket.
一天，一個(gè)男人走在路上。這時(shí)一只青蛙喊住他說:“如果你吻我，那我就會(huì)變成一個(gè)漂亮的公主。”他蹲了下來，撿起了青蛙并把他放到了口袋里。青蛙大聲地說:“如果你吻我，那我就會(huì)變成一個(gè)漂亮的公主。我會(huì)告訴每一個(gè)人，你是多么的聰明，多么得勇敢以及你是怎么成為我的英雄的。”男人把青蛙從口袋里掏了出來，對(duì)它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。
The frog spoke up again and said，"1f you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess，I will be your loving companion for an entire week” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it，and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess，I11 stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.”Again，the man took the frog out，smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
青蛙又大聲地說:“如果你吻我，那我就會(huì)變成一個(gè)漂亮的`公主，而且我會(huì)成為你最愛的同伴，并陪你度過整個(gè)一周。”男人把青蛙從口袋里掏了出來，對(duì)它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。青蛙再次大聲喊道:“如果你吻我，那我就會(huì)變成一個(gè)漂亮的公主，而且我會(huì)陪伴你一年，做任何你希望的事情。”男人把青蛙從口袋里掏了出來，對(duì)它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。
Finally, the frog asked，"What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’1l stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?" The man said，"Look，I’m an engineer. I dont have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”
最后，青蛙問:“怎么了?我已經(jīng)告訴你，我是一個(gè)漂亮的公主，并且我會(huì)陪伴你一年，做任何你希望的事情，你為什么不吻我呢?”男人說:“我是一個(gè)工程師，我沒有時(shí)間陪女朋友，但是，陪一只會(huì)說話的青蛙就太棒了。”
英文笑話故事帶翻譯 21
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter,
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,
the son took the letter ,
兒子已經(jīng)拿著信跑了
the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope.父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
兒子回來后,父親問他:“你把信丟進(jìn)郵筒了嗎?”
"Certainly"“當(dāng)然”
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
“我當(dāng)然看見信封上什么也沒寫”
"Then why you didnt take it back?"
“那你為什么不拿回來呢?”
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee,“
我還以為你不寫地址和收信人,
is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!”
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