短英文笑話帶翻譯

短英文笑話帶翻譯

　　短英文笑話帶翻譯一：

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

　　The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

　　Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

　　這個問題是：為什么在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲?

　　尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

　　短英文笑話帶翻譯二：

　　When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.

　　"How was your first day?" I asked.

　　"It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."

　　Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"

　　"Do you prefer paper or plastic?"

　　我兒子在一所中學讀二年級時，在一家超級市場找到了一份包裝商品的業(yè)余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。

　　“第一天感覺如何?”我問。

　　“好極了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話。”

　　由于斯蒂芬不善言談，我問道：“你跟他們說了些什么?”

　　“你是喜歡紙包裝還是塑料包裝?”

　　短英文笑話帶翻譯三：

　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

　　"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

　　教進化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經(jīng)像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”

　　“我來試試看，”一位老太太說。“該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”

【短英文笑話帶翻譯】相關文章：

超級搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯11-18

英語小笑話爆笑帶翻譯11-23

短笑話10-28

笑話英文翻譯201503-19

說說英文帶翻譯03-03

最新最搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯07-05

爆笑短笑話06-23

短幽默笑話精選02-01

經(jīng)典幽默短笑話06-05

爆冷短笑話精選06-20