英語幽默笑話和翻譯

英語幽默笑話和翻譯

　　英語幽默笑話和翻譯一：

　　Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

　　God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.

　　One line for the men that dominated their women on earth

　　and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.

　　Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

　　Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men

　　that were whipped was 100 miles long,

　　and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.

　　God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.

　　I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.

　　Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.

　　Learn from him! Tell them, my son,

　　how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"

　　The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

　　英語幽默笑話和翻譯二：

　　A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

　　The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

　　英語幽默笑話和翻譯三：

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

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