愚人節英語笑話大全樂翻天
愚人節英語笑話-你睡著了嗎
1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節人們為什么疲倦?)
答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)
2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)
答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)
答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )
4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的.”?)
答：are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)
5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)
答：weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
6.when can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網兜裝水?)
答：when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)
7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?
答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?
答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。
9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?
答："what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?
答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中
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