簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)小笑話

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6則簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)小笑話

　　我丈夫剛進(jìn)來(lái)

6則簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)小笑話

　　The couple seated in restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table，their waiter suddenly rushed over.

　　在飯館里坐著一對(duì)夫婦，他們看上去非常高興。但是當(dāng)那女子向旁邊瞥了一眼時(shí)，服務(wù)員馬上跑了過來(lái)。

　　“Madam look,”he said.“Your husband just slid under the table.”

　　“夫人，您瞧,” 他說,“您丈夫滑到桌子底下去了。”

　　“No,he didn't,”she replied.“My husband just came in the door.”

　　“不，他沒有,” 她回答,“我丈夫剛從門外進(jìn)來(lái)。”

　　最希望得到的簽名

　　Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or sports stars, or politicians. The best response came from a freshman, who said, "The person who signs my diploma."

　　我們大學(xué)的校報(bào)開辦了一個(gè)每周一問的專欄。上周的.問題是：“你最想要什么人的簽名?為什么?”和預(yù)計(jì)的一樣，大部分的回答都是歌星、體育明星或者政治家。但是，最優(yōu)秀的答案來(lái)自一個(gè)一年級(jí)新生，他說：“在我畢業(yè)證上簽字的那個(gè)人。”

　　The blonde and the farmer

　　There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on this ride, she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped the car to take&n......。

　　一個(gè)金發(fā)女郎，是那么惡心的黃色笑話她把頭發(fā)染成紅色。笑話停了下來(lái)，她覺得很好，她在農(nóng)村的一個(gè)搭車的星期六下午。而在這旅程，她注意到一群羊，停下車來(lái)把......。

　　太陽(yáng)和月亮

　　Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them.

　　兩個(gè)男孩在談?wù)撎?yáng)和月亮。“它們中哪個(gè)更有用?”其中一個(gè)問道。

　　"Of course the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it's dark, but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it."

　　“當(dāng)然是月亮。月亮在天黑時(shí)掛在天空，但太陽(yáng)是在白天誰(shuí)也不需要它時(shí)掛在天空。”

　　A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒

　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"

　　Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"

　　婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個(gè)特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我們結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“親愛的，你意識(shí)到我們?cè)谶@兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?”

　　他放下報(bào)紙，眼睛直直地望著我：“因此，你想交換座位嗎?”

　　A Woman's answer

　　A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"

　　"Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

　　一位丈夫?qū)λ钠拮诱f：“為什么上帝把婦女創(chuàng)造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?” “噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很簡(jiǎn)單。上帝使我們?nèi)绱嗣利�，男人才�?huì)愛我們。上帝使我們?nèi)绱擞薮�，我們才�?huì)嫁給他們。”

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