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短的小英語笑話
總所周知，笑話是一種緩和氣氛的好辦法。小編在這里給大家分享短的小英語笑話帶翻譯，走過路過不要錯過啦!
短的小英語笑話篇一：Name For The Bar
There are five people in a bar, a bartender, three normal guys and a girl. The bar tender tells the guys, "I am opening up a bar and need a name for it." He then says, " That whoever thinks of the best name, that, that person could come to the grand opening for free." Then he asks the first guy, the first guy is too drunk to answer and just falls of his bar stool, then he asks the second guy and he says, "To hell with you, I don't want to come to your new stupid bar."Finally he asks the third guy, the third guy says," Hang on, i am looking at Mary's leg's", then bar tender says,"That's great, Mary's Legs." About three months later the guy who won by coming up with the best name is waiting outside and a cop comes up to him and says," What are you doing sir? Then the guy says, "I am waiting for Mary's legs to open so I can get a drink."!!!!!!!!!
短的小英語笑話篇二：蒼蠅好吃嗎
Tony and his father are eating dinner .
托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy ?”
突然，托尼問他的'爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”
Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky . Why do you ask me this question ? It’s a silly question.”
爸爸皺眉說：“我想不好吃。你怎么會問這個問題?這可是一個愚蠢的問題。”
But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate .”
可是托尼說：“剛才你盤子里有一只蒼蠅。”
短的小英語笑話篇三：好孩子
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“她是個賣糖果的。”
短的.小英語笑話篇四：問問題
During the computer class，the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.
計算機課上，老師批評一個男生，因為他和后邊的女生說話。
"I was just asking her a question，”the boy said.
“我只不過問她一個問題。”男生說。
"If you have a question, ask me, "the teacher replied
“如果你有問題，問我好了。”老師說道。
“OK，"the boy answered.“Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
“那好吧，”這個男生說，“周五晚上你愿意和我一起出去嗎?”
短的小英語笑話篇五：A BIG E-mail Mistake 致命郵件`
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel,he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address,he did his best to type it in from memory.Unfortunately,he missed one letter,and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.When the grieving widow checked her e-mail,she took one look at the monitor,let out a piercing scream,and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound,her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S.Sure is hot down here.
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