簡單的英語小笑話

簡單的英語小笑話集錦

　　1. Odd Christmas Visit

　　奇怪的圣誕拜訪

　　From an article on the Woolacombe Bay Hotel in Devon, England: "Their three-night Christmas break includes a packed program of family entertainment, a crèche, excellent cuisine, and a visit from Satan."

　　英格蘭德文郡Woolacombe海灣酒店有一篇文章：“他們的三日圣誕假期套餐包括家庭娛樂、育嬰托管、美味佳肴，還有撒旦來訪”。

　　2. Quick Cleanup

　　快速清掃

　　Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccablehousekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."

　　不速之客就在路上，我媽媽，一個完美的家庭主婦，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配給我爸和我哥哥的任務是打掃供客人使用的浴室。一會兒之后，當她去檢查的時候，她吃驚了，曾經一度雜亂的房間瞬間就被打掃干凈了。接著她看到浴簾上有一張紙條，紙條上寫著：“謝謝你沒往浴缸里看。”

　　3. Post Holiday Blues

　　假日里的郁悶事

　　A waitress at our restaurant had a change of clothes stolen from the break room. Making matters worse, she’d planned on wearing them to the Christmas party. As a brand-new employee, I didn’t know any of this backstory, so I was a bit surprised to find this indignant note posted on the community board: "It has been two weeks since the Christmas party, and I still have not found my clothes."

　　我們飯館里一位女服務員的一套換洗的衣服在休息室里失竊了。更糟的是，她原本計劃穿著那套去參加圣誕聚會。作為一個新員工，我并不知道這個幕后故事，因此當我發現這張充滿怒氣的紙條貼在社區公告欄里時，有點吃驚。紙條上寫著：“圣誕聚會已經過去兩個星期了，但我始終還沒找回我的衣服。”

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