惡搞英語笑話帶翻譯
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惡搞英語笑話帶翻譯【1】
They are liberated
My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.
Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”
——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)
她們被解放了
我丈夫看起來是個(gè)很強(qiáng)壯的男人，他的背部受了傷，幾乎不能走路。在去看醫(yī)生的路上，我們在自助站加油，我拖著八個(gè)月大的身孕從方向盤后面出來，開始加油。
附近有兩個(gè)男人看著當(dāng)時(shí)正在車?yán)镄菹⒌奈艺煞颍缓罂戳宋乙谎邸?ldquo;哎，”我聽見一個(gè)對另一個(gè)說，“你知道，她們被解放了。”
——愛倫. 邁考利(Laveen ，亞利桑那州)
惡搞英語笑話帶翻譯【2】
死后重生
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
“你相信人死后仍有生命嗎?”老板問他的一個(gè)員工。
“是的，先生。”這個(gè)新員工回答說。
“哦，那么，這樣說來一切就很正常了，”老板繼續(xù)說，“在你今早離開，去參加你奶奶的葬禮，她來看你了。”
惡搞英語笑話帶翻譯【3】
The poor husband
You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可憐的丈夫
“你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的`難，”一個(gè)男人對他的朋友訴苦說，“她問我一個(gè)問題，然后自己回答了，過后又花半個(gè)小時(shí)跟我解釋為什么我的答案是錯(cuò)的。”
惡搞英語笑話帶翻譯【4】
One Point
Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -"62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.
One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
一分之差
位于印第安那州瓦巴西的懷茲中學(xué)，其門廳里懸掛著過去四十年間樣籃球隊(duì)的照片。每幅照片前排中間的隊(duì)員舉著一個(gè)籃球，上面標(biāo)明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。
一天，我看到一個(gè)新生很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉(zhuǎn)過身來，說道：“多奇怪呀，這些隊(duì)都是以一分之差輸?shù)舻?"
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