短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話

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短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話

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短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話

　　短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一：3 Doctors At Heavans Gate 3位醫(yī)生在天堂門口

　　Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven.

　　The first doctor said,″Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.″ St. Peter let him in.

　　The second doctor said, ″I haven't won any prizes, but I've started free clinics and helped those in need forfree.″ St. Peter let him in.

　　The third doctor said, ″I'm responsible for all the hospitals across the United States.″

　　St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said, ″OK,I'll let you in, but you will be responsible for your safety!″

　　3位醫(yī)生到了天堂。圣彼得問(wèn)他們，為什么他們能進(jìn)入天堂。

　　第一個(gè)醫(yī)生回答因?yàn)槲耀@得過(guò)諾貝爾和平獎(jiǎng)。圣彼得讓他進(jìn)了天堂。

　　第二個(gè)醫(yī)生回答我沒(méi)得過(guò)什么獎(jiǎng)，但我開(kāi)設(shè)過(guò)免費(fèi)門診，免費(fèi)治病。圣彼得讓他進(jìn)了天堂。

　　第三個(gè)醫(yī)生回答我負(fù)責(zé)管理美國(guó)所有的醫(yī)院。

　　圣彼得思考了一分鐘，說(shuō)，好吧，我讓你進(jìn)去，但你要為自己的安全負(fù)責(zé)!

　　短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二：At Auction Fair 拍賣會(huì)上

　　At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.

　　The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her."

　　On hearing the news, another chap(小伙子，家伙) shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."

　　拍賣會(huì)上，有人的包丟了，里面裝有重要文件。物主說(shuō)：“有誰(shuí)揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。”

　　話剛出口，就聽(tīng)有人喊：“我出300美元。”

　　短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三：I wasn't dead 我還沒(méi)死

　　A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.

　　"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."

　　"But how did that make you sure?"

　　"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."

　　一個(gè)年輕人昏死了過(guò)去，但是當(dāng)他的`朋友們要掩埋他的時(shí)候卻又蘇醒過(guò)來(lái)。他的一個(gè)朋友問(wèn)他死的感覺(jué)是怎樣的。

　　“死!”他喊道“我并沒(méi)有死，我知道我沒(méi)死，因?yàn)槲业哪_是涼的，而我又很餓。”

　　“你怎么能肯定你沒(méi)死?”

　　“當(dāng)然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不會(huì)覺(jué)得餓;如果我下到地獄，那我的腳就不會(huì)是涼的了。”

　　短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇四：Problem with gas 放屁的問(wèn)題

　　A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted(放屁) at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

　　The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."

　　The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."

　　The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses(鼻竇) , let's start working on your hearing."

　　有位小老太太去看醫(yī)生：“醫(yī)生，我有愛(ài)放屁的毛病。其實(shí)也不是大問(wèn)題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒(méi)聲音。事實(shí)上，我在這里已經(jīng)放了20多個(gè)屁，但是你并不知道對(duì)吧，因?yàn)槲业钠ú怀�，而且還沒(méi)聲音。”

　　醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“好的，我明白了。吃這個(gè)藥片，一天三次連續(xù)吃七天，下星期你再來(lái)。”

　　一星期后老太太來(lái)了，“醫(yī)生，你到底給的我什么藥，現(xiàn)在我放屁還是沒(méi)聲音，但是怎么這么臭!”

　　醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“太好了!你的嗅覺(jué)正常了，現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始治聽(tīng)覺(jué)。”

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