逗趣英語笑話精彩段子
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逗趣英語笑話精彩段子
come on,guys, we have to grow some meat in this laboratory!
伙計們，加油，我們必須在這個實驗室長出一些肉
the main forces behind gm food are the ones who are the most motivated
轉(zhuǎn)基因食物背后的主要力量是這些最積極的
逗趣英語笑話精彩段子
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"
"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
杰克到一所大學去學歷史。第一學期結(jié)束時，歷史課教授沒讓他及格。學校讓他退學。然而，杰克的父親決定去見教授，強烈要求讓杰克繼續(xù)來年的學業(yè)。
“他是個好孩子，”杰克的`父親說：“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會有很大進步，學期結(jié)束時，他一定會考好的。”
“不，不，那不可能，”教授馬上回答。“你知道嗎?上個月我問他拿破侖什么時候死的，他都不知道。”
“先生，請再給他一次機會吧。”杰克的父親說：“你不知道，恐怕是因為我們家沒有訂報紙。我們家的人連拿破侖病了都不知道。”
逗趣英語笑話精彩段子
One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
一天有只小白兔來到面包店問：“請問你們有100個小面包嗎?”
The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板回答：“抱歉我們沒有那么多。”
"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔失望地離開了。
The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第二天小白兔又來到那個面包店問：“請問你們有100個小面包嗎?”
The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板仍回答：“抱歉我們沒有那么多。”
"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔又失望地離開了。
The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第三天小白兔依然來到那家面包店，問：“請問你們有100個小面包嗎?”
"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.
“啊是的，今天我們有100個小面包啦!”老板高興地回答。
"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"
“那太好啦!我買2個，謝謝!”
The shopkeeper stood silently.
老板無語了……
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